{"product_id":"thats-definitely-not-in-the-bible-digital-cartoon","title":"That's Definitely Not in the Bible Digital Cartoon","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e(I know right away you're going to wonder what's a guy doing looking at sex on the computer when he's so hung up about what sexual positions are in the Bible. So forgive me for the poetic license.)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou wouldn't believe the number of people who thank me for my Sexy Sunday series. These cartoons are helping them heal... because they expose the silliness, the pettiness, the anti-body attitude, the destructive nature, of purity culture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one addresses the extremely oppressive idea that everything we do must be \"biblical\". That everything we think, say, and do, must be precisely instructed by scripture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI was there. I'm not anymore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI am so thankful for Lisa, my wife. I have to be careful when I post these cartoons because she's very private. Even though she's wild and untameable and sensual and sexy in all the good ways, she would rather our private life be... well... private. So I'm being very careful to respect her privacy. Ours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe didn't grow up in a religious home. So she didn't enter into our relationship with a whole bunch of baggage like I did.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut she learned fairly quickly that a good Christian girl submits her life to be totally dictated by scripture, and its interpretation by those in spiritual authority.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEven though he's still not sure, this woman in the cartoon is going to enjoy her body and his, and any position that aids in that determination is fair game.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBiblical or not!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"nakedpastor","offers":[{"title":"Personal","offer_id":67711670583603,"sku":"gbp1792007023814","price":12.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Non-profit","offer_id":67711670616371,"sku":"lyx1792007023815","price":18.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Profit","offer_id":67711670649139,"sku":"jkj1792007023816","price":54.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/6696\/2483\/files\/thats-definitely-not-in-the-bible-digital-cartoon_1.jpg?v=1792007029","url":"https:\/\/madrasplaidclad.shop\/products\/thats-definitely-not-in-the-bible-digital-cartoon","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}